god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh
Author: Bonnibel
i think i might fucking murder my college counselor. apparently she didn’t give enough of a shit about my future to give me the right information about recommendation requirements meaning that i literally submitted an incomplete application to my dream school and now i don’t even know if i actually got rejected because of my abilities or just because i was stupid enough to place my trust in a college counselor who’s only been doing this for 10 fucking years
i still can not fucking believe that 4chan had the nerve to adopt yotsuba as their mascot. you dumb bitches, yotsuba koiwai can and will destroy the alt-right
someone will be like “hey everyone i want to make a story with four protagonists” and everyone is like “is this homestuck?” homestuck didn’t invent stories
we always tell harry potter fans to read another book but i’m fairly convinced homestuck fans have never consumed or even heard of any media that isn’t homestuck
idk maybe I’ll just stay in bed forever and let myself starve to death. bipolar inferiority complex hours













