i remember in 2014 everyone was pointing out how creepy twilight was and how edward was constantly depicted as a stalker and the shit with jacob literally falling in love with a fucking baby and now its 2018 and people are trying to claim twilight was actually good all along and we only hated it bc of misogyny or whatever like… how did y’all get less woke
just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!
makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.
Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.
0 products also works great
because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all
I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you
I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter
no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.
makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.
this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that
the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha
Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion
why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! Horse”
adventure time was and still is a huge inspiration to me, and is probably the sole reason why I am where I am today. since the finale aired yesterday, I’ve realized how huge of an impact it had on me – it’s why I wanted to work in animation in the first place. it was my first fandom, where I met my first online friends, and where I learned to draw aka fanart (if you’ve stuck around long enough… you remember lmao). and…! marceline/princess bubblegum were pretty much my driving force while growing up, as a lgbt kid in a weird area. I remember running back home to watch episodes, then desperately analyzing their relationship on tumblr for hours afterwards. it wasnt much, but it was enough for me to cling to.
thanks adventure time, for making my childhood! for being a place where I sought solace through school and life! from age 12 to currently at 19… you can still make me cry
Name: Bonnibel Nickname: Bon(nie), PB Location: Manhattan Age: 17 Height: 5’10 Zodiac sign: Aries Pets: Fish Favourite thing about yourself: I think I’m a pretty smart cookie! Worst habit: Immediately bursting into tears when I get overwhelmed Fun fact: I have no fucking idea how to whistle
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: who’s to say Sexual preference: Girls Romantic preference: Girls “Kinsey Scale” score: 4 Relationship status: In a closed relationship Myers/Briggs type: ENTJ Hogwarts house: Slytherclaw but also fuck Harry Potter
Routine
“Early Bird” or “Night Owl”: Uh… depends Morning routine: Wake up and forget to do everything Bath or shower: Shower First thought in the morning: “I have to pee” because that’s like the only thing that ever wakes me up LMAO Last thought before falling asleep at night: Probably something slutty idk
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Student Where do you work/study: High School What do you do: Cry a lot Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Probably in grad school
Habits (Do you…)
Drink: Not as much anymore because my parents only keep gross stuff in the house. I have to be pretty fucking depressed to touch beer Smoke: No lol I tried once and I almost died Do Drugs: No Exercise: I like to go for walks but I have zero core strength Have a go-to comfort food: Anything with dark chocolate Have a nervous habit: Biting my lips and clenching my jaw
What is your favourite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): I guess I like my eyes In Others: Hair Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): My courage Drink: Tea, milk, fruit smoothies Animal: Sharks, octopods, squirrels, bunnies, crows, and cats Artist/Band/Group: The Killers, Megan Washington, Taylor Momsen, Sleigh Bells, Metric, Lorde, The Romanovs, Birdeatsbaby, Icon for Hire, San Fermin, The Vincent Black Shadow, Los Campesinos, Stars, Diet Cig, Alt-J… Author/Poet: Tom Robbins Film: Porco Rosso TV Show: Adventure Time I guess, or Battlestar Galactica (the remake) Actor: Nathan Fillion Actress: Janelle Monae Blogger: All of my beautiful friends!
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