Every time I meet someone new I hand them a disclaimer and in order to continue speaking to me they must sign it with their legal name and a witness present. The first 10 pages list my exact thoughts and feeling regarding every aspect of the shounen jump series One Piece, and prevent the signee from ever disagreeing with me on this specific topic, ever. The last page just says “LESBIAN” in really big font. This document is legally binding and will hold up in court.

ochakouraraka:

ochakouraraka:

i have met so many lesbians and gay men who prefer the d and f slurs respectively to the q slur. lesbians n gay men on here, what are ur thoughts ?

i think i prefer the d slur so much more bc it actually says “women who hates men and fucks ladies” yknow

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rosewater1997:

Worst and most surreal time of the week is Sunday afternoons when you’re like hyper aware of your insignificance and nothingness there has to be a name for this phenomenon

“In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn’t cope with, and that
terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you
know that you’ve had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that
however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will
never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique
it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move
relentlessly on to four o’clock, and you will enter the long dark
teatime of the soul.”

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