pochowek:

Imagine living in feudal japan and getting assassinated with a shuriken. you know how hard its gotta be to hit someone with that thing? i wouldnt even be mad. id ascend to heaven and meet god-sama and he’d be like…… sir look at your death replay. and it shows some dude disguised as a farmer chucking a shuriken at me im replaying it back and forth and in slow motion and im like dude.. thats dope

foundherselfs:

u know when u seach a word or phrase in your blog and u KNOW u have made multiple posts w that word or phrase but tumblr hits u w that error message that’s like “oops! don’t see that one lol” like fuck OFF tumblr u are literally the dumbest bitch i’ve ever met