If you think a guy is interesting upon meeting him I guarantee he is imagining trapping you in a maze of his own design in the parking lot of his work and like, air dropping you kernels of rice to eat
a normal person: ao3 shouldn’t allow child porn maybe
y’all freaks: this is LITERALLY just like trump. you are the republicans of fandom. this is just like when president snow told harry pottedf ljfl asldkfjdksfj