2014: tumblr changes post layout or some other dumb shit that i don’t remember. the people riot and say they’re all going to move to twitter. they don’t.

2015: tumblr gets rid of fanmail and replaces it with instant messaging which is incredibly glitchy and is spread from one user to another like a virus. the people riot and say they’re all going to move to twitter. they don’t.

2016: tumblr gets rid of post editing because we spent too much of our time making fun of john green and it hurt his feelings. the people riot and say they’re all going to move to twitter. they don’t.

2017: tumblr introduces safe mode which is poorly moderated and constantly flags sfw posts. the people riot and say they’re all going to move to twitter. they don’t.

2018: tumblr bans all nsfw content so that apple will stop being mean to them. the people riot and say they’re all going to move to twitter. they don’t.

just one thing though before you all delete your blogs i’m pretty sure the system is just going to delete individual posts not the blogs themselves. still very bad but you won’t get terminated for reblogging an anime titty back in 2013