yubird:

yubird:

the rival trainers in the new pokemon games are too nice. i feel bad about beating them

hau in usum: hey bestfriend! lets battle and become stronger together! its ok if i lose i had fun!

silver in hgss: die you fucking bastard

tenderfacemeat:

wifestre:

dreamofhircine:

dreamofhircine:

elon musk’s months-long very public breakdown reached a fresh peak today when he accused one of the divers in Thailand of being a pedophile in response to criticism of his metal death-tube

the greek democracies used to have this mechanism called ‘ostracism’ where everyone would just get real fed up with one particular rich asshole’s shit, someone would call for an ostracism, and everyone would get together and write the dude’s name on a pottery shard, toss it into a container and then have it be tallied up later to determine a yay-or-nay

there didn’t have to be a specific charge, no crime needed to be committed, you just had be such a tremendously unbearable shithead that everyone in the city decided to just officially exile you for ten years and send you packing

we should seriously consider bringing this back it would solve a lot of problems

Exile him to where though? In the modern world where could he be sent to really exclude him from society. Really we’d end up having to help him build a Martian colony, and he’d only win from that

i hear there’s a cave in thailand

asmexy:

tumblr bitch: liking stephen king makes u a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

stephen: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know stephen, i know

pussywise: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW PENISWISE STEPHEN AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

pussywise: youre so boring **murders a whole child**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

stephen: **the king**