buncheeks:

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

magicact:

someone will be like “hey everyone i want to make a story with four protagonists” and everyone is like “is this homestuck?” homestuck didn’t invent stories

we always tell harry potter fans to read another book but i’m fairly convinced homestuck fans have never consumed or even heard of any media that isn’t homestuck

libertybill:

postmarxed:

tilthat:

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving

Alternatives to Tumblr if the entire site gets deleted on the 17th

bisypha:

Facebook – see pictures of the straightest people you knew in high school

Goodreads – leave a searing 1-star review for your least favorite author

Jstor – log in through your library for a wild time

lilyjamesbisexual:

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

yyoosung:

i dont know why you people are so into shipping two guys named hunter but im not stopping you

spunkyspy:

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNEIST TWEET SLKTJSLDKFJS

Source: spunkyspy

salty-blue-mage:

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech

benepla:

every time the seasons change to winter my dash becomes a parade of “femininity is a synonym for madness” and “there is no hope for women” and like i get it but also buy a sun lamp queens