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aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback*

eelpatrickharris:

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

not100bees:

theglowpt2:

sasuke? from hamilton?

i’ve played a few games of dnd, and my favorite class to play is the bard, and my favorite bard spell is vicious mockery, which is essentially where you say a magic yo momma joke and the target takes damage. the type of damage is kinda weird, psychic damage, i never understood that, what the hell is psychic damage? how can that hurt you. i should amend that to say that i never understood that until now when reading this caused me to take psychic damage irl

recommendad:

recommendad:

i survived too much steven universe discourse to have to suffer through a new age of she-ra discourse

unless she-ra personally commits a hate crime, i dont want to see you grown ass adults attempting to philosophically dissect yet another kids show

saltria:

i-am-a-fish’s posts always read like:

uwu guess what my precious smol beans,, today,,,,, , , youre going to do a hecking learn (wow!! so teaching!! much knowledge!!) and know what it means to have your,, vermiform appendix removed!! !

bugabooperboo:

honestly??? fuck papa. why’s he need so many rias anyway. papa’s burgeria freezeria cupcakeria fuckin sushiria,,,, its not like his bitch ass ever actually works at them anyway hes such a fuckin snake he opens these places up and then sets up traps like rigged competitions or “accidents” to reel his victims in and then whichever poor bitch wins his little fucked up game he forces them to slave away and work while his ugly ass goes and spins the wheel of random food and then just slaps “ria” at then end of it while he continues to earn the profits from all his other abandoned restraunts and over worked employees honestly he needs to be stopped and sent to cool math games prison for his crimes im sick of his shit

cornrowe:

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

Source: clickhole.com

memedong:

chuck e cheese employee: sir you must be accompanied w/ a child to enter

me: *wiggles my sleeve & he comes out*

the rat: *trembling* im so sorry please come in right away

chunky cheese gates: *open*

frogparty:

frogparty:

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

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sasuke? from hamilton?

uwu guess what my precious smol beans,, today,,,,, , , youre going to do a hecking learn (wow!! so teaching!! much knowledge!!) and know what it means to have your,, vermiform appendix removed!! !