you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns
theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.
why the fuck are princess doll toys and pet shop shit commercials always putting these weird theme songs in like they cant even rhyme them theyre always like “sparkles and glitter right before your eyes!!! she talks and dances and!!!!!!!!!!! spins and flies!!! Magic Surprise!! Horse”
If you think a guy is interesting upon meeting him I guarantee he is imagining trapping you in a maze of his own design in the parking lot of his work and like, air dropping you kernels of rice to eat
a normal person: ao3 shouldn’t allow child porn maybe
y’all freaks: this is LITERALLY just like trump. you are the republicans of fandom. this is just like when president snow told harry pottedf ljfl asldkfjdksfj
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