theglowpt2:

tonyahardingapologist:

as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS

I AM ON THE FLOOR

thesilencedmasses:

angelbabyspice:

11thsense:

A representation of my thought process at all times

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

transgambit:

me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher

mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*

fizzmouth:

harpygf:

jothkage:

me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!

unrealistic i could never lie to my wife like that

sasuke could