Tag: me

meanplastic:

so apparently sleeping doesn’t make your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. shocked and upset

cybercrimer:

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

slimy:

lumnch:

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

3000s:

polliewog:

3000s:

3000s:

people with an atrium in their house arent allowed to complain about anything or i’ll fucking attack them

if your house is ever this sexy i’ll fucking kill you

this is the cure to depression. if my house was that sexy my mental illness would go away

honestly yea

tinyrats:

tinyrats:

“scorpios are demons” this “leos shut the fuck up” that. smh. no sign is inherently evil…the real problem here is men. of any astrological sign. line em up, starting with the cancers

anyone in the notes trying to go “actually so-and-so sign really is THAT bad” is missing the point! its just the men! aries men taurus men cancer men leo men virgin men librarians scorpiss men sagitjrrrrus men capricorny men aquamarine men pisces men! if your reply is not explicitly misandrist in nature you have to leave

verylostpenguin:

Not to be dramatic or anything but book covers with raised metallic lettering make me a little weak at the knees

aeiously:

badjokesbyjeff:

So far, 2019 seems odd.

Like every other year.

I have a PhD in math, so I understand this joke. Let me know if anyone needs me to explain it.