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attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

weird how portal either makes you a lesbian or an insufferable male nerd

if you play portal you inevitably become one of the 4 main cast members

stripedtabb-y:

11/10 best mute lunatic 👀✨

~~one-eyed dork agrees~~

~~(fuck i need to draw more portal fanart, both games are so great)~~

Source: labotor

lilmisscopypaster:

baking-accident:

tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

“Cave Johnson here,

So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”