ITS TYRIION ! *promo* m linx r in desc
my english teacher assigned us a lena dunham article for homework… time 2 die
okay experiment rb with if you drink milk and how many bones you’ve broken
if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”
here’s a little controversy for u all……… green is a very nice color… in fact it looks good with yellow… ultimate color combo… some lemon-lime action never hurt nobody….. even pastels look nice together…. now if u can’t agree with me on this, go die
8oo:
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
that’s pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that
Even better – the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
One Punch Shrimp
ONE PAAAAAANCHE!
This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry
Yeah what the fuck.
It’s three pokedex entries in a trench coat pretending to be a real animal.
If this thing was on your hand and punched, would you get a horrible burn, because that’s what It sounds like…








